Even though she has called me all sorts of unflattering terms like yam, coke monster, sumo wrestler, rice gunny sack, ball, etc etc (you get the point), and even though she likes to abuse me by poking/pinching/chopping off my limbs and feeding them to cows (even though cows are herbivores) or chopping off my head and use it to play volleyball, I love her all the same because she is my favourite ka kaak (like I have any other hur) and coach (again, like I have any other) and lawyer and poet and superwoman.

Happy Birthday [: I love you x infinity ^ infinity haha

Don't grow up please? ):

Even though she has called me all sorts of unflattering terms like yam, coke monster, sumo wrestler, rice gunny sack, ball, etc etc (you get the point), and even though she likes to abuse me by poking/pinching/chopping off my limbs and feeding them to cows (even though cows are herbivores) or chopping off my head and use it to play volleyball, I love her all the same because she is my favourite ka kaak (like I have any other hur) and coach (again, like I have any other) and lawyer and poet and superwoman.

Happy Birthday [: I love you x infinity ^ infinity haha

Don't grow up please? ):